A couple of weeks ago, my brother’s sister-in-law, a university student, got into a massive car accident. I went to visit her at the dorms to check on her. I asked the security at the gate which building was the dormitory I was looking for, and he pointed me at the right direction.
He then asks “Your daughter stays here?”
It took me a moment to register and reply, “My daughter?! I know I’m old enough to have kids but not kids who are old enough to be in university.”
His defense? “Sorry madam but nowadays with botox it’s confusing!”
LMAO! Poor soul dug a deeper hole .